I work from home as a game designer, coder and advisor. I have a cute little apartment a few blocks from the beach in Santa Monica. I'm big on the environment, and I do all the things you might imagine (and then some) to minimize my environmental footprint. I'm more than a bit of a homebody, but I am nurturing, eager to please, and quick to dark, dry humour.

I really want to meet someone who appreciates encouragement, honesty tempered by politeness, and all these god damned push-ups I'm doing. Someone who wants to hack my mind by probing me for all my deepest desires, who wants to doodle with her finger on my back and make me guess what she's drawing, and who wants to dress me up and coif me to her liking as her customizable Ken doll. And ideally, but I'm not thinking I can't even get this lucky, someone who loves huge, soft balloons.